Saturday, July 25, 2015

A Peek in my Childhood "Diory"

Hi there! I came across my diary from when I was about seven or eight years old, and I thought it would be quite funny to show you what's written inside! This is really embarrassing oh my goodness.

April 16, 2007
Dear Diory,
Today was the Horses and Dogs Club. My friend Karen came over, and we had the meeting. I got to ride Jackson, and I got to Barle-race. I was flying when I got to the last Barle!

Yes, I had my own club called the Horses and Dogs Club. My friend Karen and I had imaginary horses that we would "race" and "ride" whenever we hung out as well as "barle racing". Haha I was the worst speller in the world.

May 1, 2007
Dear Diory,
It's me Audrey! I need to tell you that I have just started to play some new sports. I just started playing basketball, I would like to play some right now. Goodbye!

Yeah whatever Audrey. You were into "sports" for two weeks.

May 17, 2007
Dear Diory,
I stayed home today because my arm pit hurt. Only 4 days until Karen is over! 2 more days until my dance recidle! We are going to the dance studio tonight to get our costums! I will let you go.

Guys I took staying home excuses to a whole new level. I think I was having some kind of skin reaction to deodorant as I was young and had never worn it before. Also, way to "let the diary go", I'm sure it had other plans than to be written in.

June 17, 2007
Dear Diory, and God,
I found a T.V. vidieo called the Barbie Diories. So I just pray that I want a electronic geitar. So please tomorro I would like one.
AMEN, love you.

Needless to say, praying to my diary was not effective in my new found Barbie obsession. ;)

September 6, 2007
Dear Diory,
I hate Ethan today was the worst day of my life!!!!

Okay then. Sorry Ethan I don't hate you anymore.


I hope you enjoyed this post as this was SUPER embarrassing, but I'm willing to be uncomfortable for your amusement. ;)

Love, Audrey

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